The Great Adventure's of Cubicle Bear!

A bear, a plan, Cubicles.

Posted in 021 by cubiclebear on March 16, 2010

Dino is sleeping after a long day of pacing back and forth, nervously eyeing the natives. Spacebear approaches.

Spacebear: So Dino! IB tells me you are interested in a little time/space travel!

Dino: What?! Huh!? Must you startle me like that? How would you like it if a came and woke you up while you’re napping?

Spacebear: I see. Perhaps afternoons are not a good time for you either. I’ll just come back when…

Dino: No, no. Don’t go! Can you help?

Spacebear: Yes. I’m afraid I used up my last spacebombs, but no worry, a pan-dimenional travel machine is easier to make than one might think. First, we’ll need a very specific tool made of space–age polymer encased in tungsten steel, sharpened to a razor’s edge by a diamond encrusted honing wheel.

Dino: Will this plastic fork do?

Spacebear: Yes, that will do nicely. Luckily, the rest of the necessary supplies are readily available around the office.

Dino: That’s strangely convenient.

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