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Spacebear and IB awaken to a fright…

Posted in 009 by cubiclebear on February 27, 2010

Spacebear and IB have fallen asleep under the stars of the mysterious island of Hannavas. Suddenly the cubicle walls rumble.

IB: Spacebear, psst! Spacebear! You hear that?

IB pounds on Spacebear’s head casing to rouse him.

IB: It’s an… It’s an impact tremor, that’s what it is… I’m fairly alarmed here.

They both sit up. The impact tremors become louder. IB’s heart is pounding. Spacebear is shaking in his spacesuit.

From behind the tissue box appears a prehistoric beast!

Spacebear and IB sit motionless from fright.

IB: Don’t move! His vision is based on movement…can’t see us if we don’t move.

Spacebear: I couldn’t move if I wanted to.

The T-rex moves between them. IB, starring at Spacebear, catches a shiny reflection in his head dome. Just a few feet away from him glimmers the space grenade. It may not be needed, thinks IB. The T-rex continues to pass him.
Just when IB thinks they are safe, Spacebear sneezes all over his sneeze guard! Oh, what an unfortunate time to discover a deadly new allergy! It just so happens that Spacebears are allergic to dinosaurs! Never before in all of space and time has this ever been an issue!

Will our hero, the unwillingly sober IB, save the day!?!

JOIN us next time for:

IB, the Dinosaur Slayer!


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