The Great Adventure's of Cubicle Bear!

Our hero awakes!

Posted in 011 by cubiclebear on February 27, 2010

IB opens his eyes to the florescent lights burning down upon his furry exterior. The molecular inconvenience of travel through time and space has left IB a touch parched and disoriented. The memory of a giant beady-eyed frog now feels like a dizzying, retcon dream in his spongy little head.

IB starts to remember what happened.

IB’s thoughts: ….Mortal Adversary, Spacebear……. Hannavas…… stuck on Havannas with Spacebear!……(repressing memories with Spacebear on Hannavas) ……………………….. I’d kill for a mojito……….…… space grenade………………….. dinosaur!………………. space grenade!…BOOM!

IB jumps up with sudden recall. He appears to be back in his usual cubicle hangout. Business as usual? Has Spacebear’s molecules failed to rematerialize in an orderly fashion? What happened to the dinosaur?

IB hears footsteps from behind, growing louder and faster. Never before has the T-rex looked so 3-D! A fearsome, metallic roar deafens poor IB. T&S travel is not good for a dinosaur’s temperament.

IB’s vocalizations: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

He heads for the vertical rise, hoping dinosaurs can’t climb metal walls!