The Great Adventure's of Cubicle Bear!

Group Huddle

Posted in 022 by cubiclebear on March 17, 2010

Spacebear: All right guys, I’ve compiled quite a list of items needed for proper flux dispersal in our T&S machine. I figure we split up for high efficiency. IB, you’re responsible for the 30 copper pieces, 2 platypus eggs, and 1 liter of fuel.

Dino: I thought you said these were common office supplies! Where are we going to get platypus eggs?!

IB: I know a guy.

Spacebear: Very good then. Dino, you’re responsible for obtaining one day-by-day calendar that makes the reader feel like he doesn’t understand the joke most of the time. Also, we’ll need one antiquated calculator and one strange penguin that appears out of nowhere.

Dino: Wait a minute! What kind of penguin appears out of nowhere?

IB: A strange one.

Spacebear: What’s that behind you?

Dino: AHHH! Well that’s just creepy. I don’t care for that.

IB: I’ve seen creepier.

Spacebear: Excellent work on finding the first item, Dino. Gold star!